Next time some rando asks me if I “wanna RP” I’m going to tell him to roll for initiative.

Werewolves don’t usually like salad, but they might give it a go if you swap out the lettuce for awoogula.

I've realized I can tell which of my cats is under my desk by their different fur textures as they brush by my legs.

Wait, wait, wait... Disney Plus _finally_ brought The Simpsons to streaming and then they fucked it up by messing with the aspect ratio? That is hilarious.

*deep breath*

Cutting the National Dex was never about assets but instead about the fact that at some point the series' balance design becomes untenable with a sufficient number of Pokémon and that's not a problem you can just throw money, time, and workers at.

I'd be a lot more interested in donating to Wikipedia if I hadn't had a front-row seat for the reprehensible behavior of Jimmy Wales' Wikia, trying to take over community resources and actively competing against communities if they decided to move on from the platform.

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I haven't quite figured out if Death Stranding is actually _fun_, but it sounds like I might need to check it out for the experience anyway.

Someday I’ll open my Pokémon-themed bar, The Vajazzled Salazzle.

Finally realized I wasn't getting new episodes of Mao Mao on iTunes anymore because volume 2 had started, oops, whoops.

parents, work, boomer mindset Show more

parents, work, boomer mindset Show more

parents, work, boomer mindset Show more

anxiety, dreams Show more

If that’s the demogorgon, just think about how scary the full version must be.

bus strike, bad labor practices Show more

Almost no boomer, but apparently I'm off-the-scale virgin.

Kinda wish I could keep voice chat on in Modern Warfare but I don't need to listen to children (both literal and figurative) yell at each other.

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