A friend sent me this.
@pawcelot c'mon Fred you know they're bi... and you're bi too, just accept it.
Like, we all know what you and Daphne get up to when you send Velma off with Shaggy and Scooby, but you can't be wearing that ascot and singing show tunes and be *completely* on the straight and narrow.
@pawcelot that's okay; thanks!
@pawcelot this'd be perfect if fred was labelled "straight people" tbh
@pawcelot Wow, that guy looks smarmy.
@pawcelot i, too, am "still bisexual but now annoyed"
@pawcelot lol I love this
now i know that if i ever want to defeat a bisexual that it has enrage mechanics. @pawcelot
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