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ascended: calling your own phone number from an abroad voip number because you can't find your phone

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keep a gold chain on my neck fly as a jet

Cultists Beware
Creatures lurk
in the depths.

Using Docker:
Step 1: I’m an idiot
Step 2: I’m a wizard
Step 3: no I was right the first time

okay looks like the markov bot is more successful at shitposts than you

THREE ESSENTIAL OILS YOUR BODY NEEDS THIS SEASON

The Oil of Nabgaranth - Drawn from the depths beneath the Lost City of Xxn, this oil coats your skin in a silky layer of luxuriance. As a kicky extra, it'll also give you the perfect beach body once the tentacles finish growing in and stop aching! Surf's up!

Product 18 - We signed a non-disclosure agreement so we can't say much, but our lawyers have informed us that we must say, in this public forum, that this oil is essential.

S-oil - We mean "soil." For agriculture. Just wanted to end the list with a fun little joke. But seriously, if we lose our topsoil, we've lost everything. You can't eat sand.