ascended: calling your own phone number from an abroad voip number because you can't find your phone
AAAAAMMMMIIIIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
keep a gold chain on my neck fly as a jet
Cultists Beware
Creatures lurk
in the depths.
Using Docker:
Step 1: I’m an idiot
Step 2: I’m a wizard
Step 3: no I was right the first time
recursive burger
okay looks like the markov bot is more successful at shitposts than you
I FEEL LIKE THIS IS MY HECKING AESTHETIC
THREE ESSENTIAL OILS YOUR BODY NEEDS THIS SEASON
The Oil of Nabgaranth - Drawn from the depths beneath the Lost City of Xxn, this oil coats your skin in a silky layer of luxuriance. As a kicky extra, it'll also give you the perfect beach body once the tentacles finish growing in and stop aching! Surf's up!
Product 18 - We signed a non-disclosure agreement so we can't say much, but our lawyers have informed us that we must say, in this public forum, that this oil is essential.
S-oil - We mean "soil." For agriculture. Just wanted to end the list with a fun little joke. But seriously, if we lose our topsoil, we've lost everything. You can't eat sand.